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US residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.
"No price tag — it must be free!" *eyeroll*
Wow you're so original and funny.
*insert eye twitch*
No I'm just standing here behind this register for fun.
You've called for back up at least eight times. The line is out the door and every single person is staring daggers into your soul. Customer Judy finally gets to the register and wants you to call every other store in the county to see if anyone has a matching ugly throw pillow... and no one is coming to help. No one ever comes to help.
YOU'VE HAD SO LONG IN LINE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU WANT!
Then go there!
This is a moment when the customer is, in fact, always right.
And you've got big plans on how to spend it!
Has Rachel Green ever been more relatable?
Yes. Yes I do. Would you mind telling my boss that?
It's usually because they need both hands free for texting.
You can only listen to "Life is a Highway" so many times before you start to go a little crazy.
But really, who looks good eight hours into a shift and under all those fluorescent lights?
Misery loves company. Misery also loves retail.
You need to make that doctor's appointment you've been putting off. Two months advance should be enough time... right? WRONG.
And that perfect quitting speech you've planned in your head!
Those bills aren't going to pay themselves!
If by "character" they mean "pessimism and impatience" then yes, I agree.
At least that's what you keep telling yourself.