1. When the radio starts playing Christmas music the day after Thanksgiving and you're all like:
2. When you have to wait an eternity for your car to defrost.
3. SO. MUCH. SNOW.
4. Getting lost in the snow because the piles are taller than you are.
5. Your toes are never warm, no matter how many pairs of fuzzy socks you wear.
6. Drinking iced coffee is no longer acceptable.
7. You break into an unmanageable sweat every time you walk inside.
8. Slipping and falling on the ice... IN PUBLIC.
9. You start to see the never ending barrage of holiday commercials in your nightmares.
10. Puffy jackets consume you.
11. The fact that it's pitch black by 5 o'clock.
12. You can't go outside without looking like Rudolph.
13. Getting out of bed in the winter is way more difficult than it should be.
14. Walking your dog in negative degree weather is pure misery...
