Racheal W.

"I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish that Flanders was dead." -Homer Simpson- I am blind-folded and armed with a bat. I swing wild and frantic, and I don't pay much attention to opposition that may attempt to hinder progress made during my chaotic journey. Hey, and if you're still my friend after all this nonsense the Universe has heaped upon my life, I might just give you a shout-out in my first book. All the other retards get fake names, of my choosing-- and they will be the worst names ever.

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