24 Highlights From A New Year Harry Potter Marathon

Spending the first 20 hours and 13 minutes of 2016 watching all of the Harry Potter films back to back is intense even for a dedicated fangirl. Luckily, there were some epic highlights.

1. Children talking like they're in a Jane Austen novel

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"But Hagrid. How am I going to pay for all of this? I haven't any money."

2. Rupert Grint being too cute

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And having a voice that hadn't passed puberty.

3. Adolescent feelings re-emerging

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Oliver Wood, why did you disappear from my life!?

4. "I didn't know you could read"

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Malfoy proving early on in the saga why he is a front-runner for best character.

5. Don't sieve the potion, just stir it

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Bridget Jones, your mum is in Hogwarts!

6. Tom Riddle was a fit student

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No wonder he attracted so many followers...

7. WHAT ARE YOU DOING UNDER THAT SHEET HARRY!?

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Even when they're wizards, teenage boys are all the same.

8. Year 9: When everyone decides they're a rude boy

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Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

9. Why is Harry still playing Quidditch?

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First Year: cursed by a professor

Second year: attacked by a rogue bludger

Third Year: soul sucked by Dementor

A sign that Gryffindors are brave, or just stupid?

10. The Classic

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...he asked calmly.

11. How can you tell it's the end of the party?

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Because there are multiple witches crying on the stairs and Hermione's about to take her heels off.

12. Oh My God! They Killed Trigger

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At least he didn't have to see the gentrification of Peckham

13. Defeating the Dark Lord can wait until we've finished our pints

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They've really sorted out their priorities.

14. Boys will be boys

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Playing the Ordinary Boys really diffused the tension of this argument. Seamus should probably do his top button up though, Preston-style.

15. "Boys and girls are not to be within eight inches of each other"

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Poor Umbridge, she's never experienced anything greater than 8 inches...

16. Cha'mone Mo Fos

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You're a wizard Michael Jackson.

17. Even the greatest witches let jealousy get to them...

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...especially when their bae is heading off with another girl for a BJ.

18. Who is this imposter?

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The new Tom Riddle is nowhere near as fit as his Chamber of Secrets counterpart.

19. "My father will hear about this"

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Cormac stealing Malfoy's lines.

20. The awkward moment where you realise you've kissed a 17 year old

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At least her husband didn't see. Oh wait...

21. #originalfemaleboss

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As Ron so rightly put it, him and Harry would have been dead in 2 days without Hermione. She proves countless times that she's the real hero of the wizarding world.

22. Crabbe's extreme makeover

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In fairness, it is a vast improvement.

23. "Let's finish this the way we started..."

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"...TOGETHER"

24. And finally, Neville being an absolute boss!

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He will always be my chosen one.