"Terrible work-life balance. Haunted by crippling guilt for making out instead of saving lives."
PRODUCT RECALL! By Dinosaur Comics.
"Hey babe, let's tangle the prehensile meats that live inside our faces." Thanks, Dinosaur Comics.
#1 motivation killer: imagining your family reading your novel.
167,903 emails: "Someone would like to add you to their professional network! :)"
True love is self-sabotage uploaded onto Youtube.
"East Awesometown" = actually West Murderville.
The best strips this week from our syndicated cartoonists!
"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous, verminous MEME."
Did you know that every inspirational quote works on Hitler as well? Thanks, Dinosaur Comics.
Comics that don't judge you for being a SLOBLORD.
"Why didn't anyone tell me that religions with GROSS BOATS and SWORDS were a viable option??" Preach, Dinosaur Comics.
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