Ryan North • 4 years ago

Why Being A Superhero Is The Worst Job Ever

"Terrible work-life balance. Haunted by crippling guilt for making out instead of saving lives."

Ryan North • 4 years ago

How The 'Friend Zone' Can Be AWESOME

"The Friend Zone sounds like a place with lots of hot dogs and trampolines!" A lesson in adult friendship by Dinosaur Comics.

Ryan North • 4 years ago

A Poem For The Gross Part Of Spring

The smell of thawing poop and dead leaves -- still better than winter! By Dinosaur Comics.

Ryan North • 4 years ago
Ryan North • 4 years ago

Describing A Kiss In The Most Disgusting Way Possible

"Hey babe, let's tangle the prehensile meats that live inside our faces." Thanks, Dinosaur Comics.

Ryan North • 4 years ago

5 Reasons You Can't Finish Writing Your Novel

#1 motivation killer: imagining your family reading your novel.

Cat And Girl • 4 years ago

If Google Was A Person

That one time you touched poop? Google remembers, and will bring it up at every party. By Dinosaur Comics.

Ryan North • 4 years ago

LinkedIn: A Social Network For Nerds Bragging About Their Jobs

167,903 emails: "Someone would like to add you to their professional network! :)"

Ryan North • 4 years ago

Dating Tip: Prove Your Devotion By Making Yourself GROSS

True love is self-sabotage uploaded onto Youtube.

SMBC • 4 years ago

What 'LOL' And 'YOLO' Mean To Parents

A lesson in internet acronyms by Dinosaur Comic.

Ryan North • 4 years ago

8 Illustrated Truths About Finding Your First Apartment

"East Awesometown" = actually West Murderville.

Kevin Tang • 4 years ago

Why Batman Is Statistically Impossible (SORRY!)

There are 1000 billionaires worldwide. 1 in 2,307,692 humans have the athletic ability of an Olympian. Fewer see their parents die. Dinosaur Comics does the math.

Ryan North • 5 years ago

9 Comics To Read On Sunday Morning

The best strips this week from our syndicated cartoonists!

Kevin Tang • 5 years ago

Kafka's "The Metamorphosis" As Told In HOT MEMES

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous, verminous MEME."

Ryan North • 5 years ago

Why Driving Is A Poorly Designed Video Game

"Repetitive, boring, makes you fall asleep, results in death when you lose." -Gamestop review of driving IRL. By Dinosaur Comics.

Ryan North • 5 years ago

These Dinosaurs Would Make The Worst Inspirational Speakers Of All Time

Did you know that every inspirational quote works on Hitler as well? Thanks, Dinosaur Comics.

Ryan North • 5 years ago

10 Mundane Superpowers Every Twentysomething Wishes They Had

Comics that don't judge you for being a SLOBLORD.

Kevin Tang • 5 years ago

The Vikings Were So Badass Even Their Religions Were More Metal Than Yours

"Why didn't anyone tell me that religions with GROSS BOATS and SWORDS were a viable option??" Preach, Dinosaur Comics.

Ryan North • 5 years ago

Why Your Baby Is A Poop-Stained Linguistic Genius

BROUGHT TO YOU BY REAL BIOLOGY IRL.

Ryan North • 5 years ago