"Terrible work-life balance. Haunted by crippling guilt for making out instead of saving lives."
"Hey babe, let's tangle the prehensile meats that live inside our faces." Thanks, Dinosaur Comics.
#1 motivation killer: imagining your family reading your novel.
167,903 emails: "Someone would like to add you to their professional network! :)"
True love is self-sabotage uploaded onto Youtube.
"East Awesometown" = actually West Murderville.
"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous, verminous MEME."
Did you know that every inspirational quote works on Hitler as well? Thanks, Dinosaur Comics.
Comics that don't judge you for being a SLOBLORD.
"Why didn't anyone tell me that religions with GROSS BOATS and SWORDS were a viable option??" Preach, Dinosaur Comics.