Bitcoin is a digital currency --- IT'S IN THE COMPUTER!
Computers are so Gay. So AMAZINGLY GAY!
We invented Money. We can invent better money!
All currencies are just a collective illusion
The Value of Bitcoin is built on the Trust of the Bitcoin Community which is Growing Every Day!
Bitcoin transactions are "Peer to Peer" so you can send money directly to friends or businesses
What's the problem with Banks? Well... Banks are always Snatching some of every transaction
AND... that's why you see these signs ALL. THE. TIME.
Banks Snatch even more for sending money internationally
And WHY does it take SO LONG to transfer money!?
Wait, with Bitcoin, you can send money instantaneously without paying any fees!
But if there are no banks, how are we sure that money is transferred?
Bitcoin transactions are confirmed by Miners
Safely tuck your Jewels into a Bitcoin Wallet
The Bitcoin Price has been a Rollercoaster that's mostly going UP!
The second largest known owners of Bitcoins are the Hottie Winklevoss Twins
WAIT! You can use Bitcoins to buy tickets to Space? with MARIAH!?!
Serious businesspeople are investing BIG into Bitcoin, like gay billionaire Peter "La Beija" Thiel!
The US government declared that Bitcoins are... Property? Waaah?
The Feds are still watching Bitcoin closely---
The Bitcoin Senate hearings had all the gay girls and boys swooning for SHASKY!
Bitcoin has a FIERCE ally in GAY Congressman Jared Polis
Other big retailers and websites are jumping on the Bitcoin Bandwagon
And hundreds of bakeries and coffee shops, like this girl's fave, accept Bitcoins
Bitcoin ATMs have started sprouting up in large cities around the world.
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In conclusion, Bitcoin and computers are super Gay
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