1. 1. The exercise DVD
A marriage built on a foundation of neon leotards is a marriage meant for disaster.
2. 2. The plastic surgery
Seriously, guys. No more face jokes.
4. 3. Bruce’s clear interest in anyone BUT Kris
Lord Disick for the #win.
It’s okay, Kris. No one can compete with the big O.
6. 4. Uh, make that the whole family…
7. 5. Kris’ obsessive interest in the important things in life
8. (really, really important things)
9. 6. That time Kris confused herself for a black man
10. 7. When Bruce confused an alligator for a flying surfboard
Once again, EASY mistake.
11. 8. Kris withheld Bruce’s “damn” ATM card
HOW WILL HE AFFORD HIS BOTOX, WOMAN?
12. 9. Kris’ generally happy mood
Basically a saint.
17. 10. And finally: the fact that Kris danced like this once
Come on. That’s just unforgivable.
18. Now that they’ve split, Bruce will go back to doing what he does best…
(We don’t know what he does best either)
19. And something tells us Kris will be just fine.
On to the next one, honey.
21. But dry those tears! Scott is still around to keep us company.
Never change, Lord Disick. Never. Change.