As 3AM approaches and my eyes are getting heavy
I put away my laptop and for bed, I get ready.
I snuggle in my blanket and prepare for deep slumber,
But before I hit the hay into twitter I must plunder.
Scrolling down my timeline, the drowsiness I fight,
Before I rest my gentle head I must say #Goodnight!
#Goodnight moon, the stars and every single thing in space,
#Goodnight @zaynmalik… I will dream about your face.
#Goodnight @onedirection (notice Zayn had his own line),
"What? No, I'm not crying cause Zayn left 1D" * sniffles * "I'm fine."
#Goodnight @OfficialJaden, your twitter presence will be missed,
#Goodnight @Madonna and the people that she's kissed.
Make new friends but keep the old; one is silver, the other's gold. Sell them both if a rich man comes cuz he, my friend, is platinum
#Goodnight @BarackObama and the entire @WhiteHouse staff,
#Goodnight @AnnaKendrick47, your tweets always make us laugh.
I like to think of myself less like "an adult" and more like a "former fetus."
#Goodnight to @ArianaGrande and her perpetual updo,
#Goodnight @TylerOakley and the entire @Youtube crew.
Happy 10th Birthday, @YouTube! 🎈 #YouTuberSelfie
#Goodnight @JimmyFallon, @TheEllenShow and all talk show hosts,
#Goodnight to the #squadgoals pics that @taylorswift13 always posts.
Real love. @HAIMtheband @lordemusic @SerayahLove @halstonsage
#Goodnight @KimKardashian and cropped out North West too,
JK Mrs. @KayneWest, you were feeling your look, you do you, boo!
Wait is this really news that I posted a selfie & cropped my daughter out? LOL
Her eyes were closed and I was feeling my look! Can I live?!?!
#Goodnight Tina Belcher parody accounts who love tweeting about male butts,
#Goodnight to all the terrible @Vine memes, #Goodnight to Deez Nutz.
#Goodnight to the queens: @Rihanna, @Beyonce ,and @NICKIMINAJ,
#Goodnight to the Tumblr creator of this beautiful collage.
#Goodnight to the people of twitter who are smart, funny, and sweet...
Tweet me in your dreams and I will favorite and retweet!
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