21 Reasons Why Biryani Is God's Gift To Mankind

    Come to mama.

    It's super hot.

    The spices acts as the perfect cover-up to cry after a breakup.

    The cure to all nasal problems lay under the meaty layers of its masala.

    Lets not forget the long-awaited relief from constipation.

    It’s the best cheap eat with a regular coke ki botal.

    Whipping biryani like a pro has never been easier, thanks to ready made Desi masalas.

    Weekends are incomplete without this heart attack inducing meal and its compulsory side items.

    The meatiest bits in the world reside within the in-depth blankets of this heavenly food item.

    Because looking at the menu is too old-school.

    The smell of biryani will conquer the world one day.

    And mend broken hearts like a charm.

    Because everyone goes to shaadies/valimas for biryani only.

    And even after 4 servings and possible diarrhoea, there is no remorse.

    Never have to think about a dawat menu again – bas biryani pakalo.

    And it is not for sharing - apni apni mangao, bhai.

    The staple meal kids NEED when they move away from home.

    And the way to a man's heart is through the botis in his biryani.

    Because it is very different from a certain non-colourful, less spicy rice meal...

    And coming home to it's warm and enticing aroma is always better than being welcomed by kaddu, teenday.

    The sight of it is greeted with love every time.

    And in our heart we've made the decision - biryani is forever.