14 THINGS I'M GOING TO NEED MORE INFORMATION ON FROM THE MAGICAL WORLD OF HARRY POTTER

Some weird and wonderful things I'm going to need just a bit more info on from the wizarding world of Harry Potter.

1. How Do Muggle-Borns Cope?!?!

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So, you're more or less an average kid (bit quirky but lets face it, who isn't?) at primary school dreading the day that you go from being big fish in the little pond to teeny tiny fish in huge ocean. All your friends are going to the local comprehensive but one day you just get a letter telling you, you're a wizard or witch. You've spent the last however long you can remember learning how to use computers and do maths etc and then you're whisked off to a magic school where you know nobody, have no internet access and there's weird ass three headed dogs knocking about the school. How on earth do muggle-borns not end up having some kind of mental breakdown? Then when you go home all your friends want to know where you've been and you're like "just school" no biggie... when in actual fact your whole life has turned crazy and you don't know who you are anymore!

2. Saying That... How Do Witches and Wizards Cope?!?!

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Do they go to primary school or what? The kids at Hogwarts don't seem to know each other until they get to Hogwarts so I'm guessing there's no magic primary schools but then they know so little about muggle ways so I'm guessing they don't go to Muggle primary schools either? If your parents work then how the hell do you learn to cope with life as a magical child?

3. And, How On Earth Can Owl Be The Most Effective Way Of Messaging?

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Seriously? you can make things levitate, turn water into rum (why didn't more students learn that spell? Seamus had the right idea!) and instantly transport yourself with aparition but you can't find a way to make an iPhone work at Hogwarts?!?! Think of the snapchats and vines you could make at Hogwarts like "Awks moment when your teacher turns you into a ferret!" "#QuidditchSelfie!" and "Drank too much rum, singed me eyebrows off again! Seamus xx" No wonder wizards have such a hard time getting the girls. No secret sexting or cheeky winking faces in Hogwarts. Just gotta show em your wand and hope their satisfied ;)

4. So... Magic Sex?

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Is it the same as Muggle sex? If It is the same how on earth was Hagrid conceived? Surely there must be some pretty interesting foreplay spells and some interesting kinks in the magic world? You think there's people in the magic world having nasty death eater role-play BDSM sex? Are there people out there with House-elf fetishes? Whats contraception like? Is it a spell or do you have to go to Madam Pomfrey for the pill? Are there Sex Ed sessions at Hogwarts and if so who gives them?

5. TONKS

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Tonks is metamorphmagus which is seriously cool! So she can change her appearance at will. How much can she change her appearance and why the hell did it take Lupin so long to get on that? Seriously, like can she choose how big her boobs are and if so Lupin is in for such a treat! Imagine how much you could screw with people as well! Like just have a cheeky drunken one night stand then transform yourself in the morning to look like someone else haha! Endless possibilities! Can she change her gender at will if she can change all of her appearance? Seriously I want answers here leave responses below please!!

6. Thestrals

Out of all the magical creatures these are the ones that I understand the least. Ok, so Harry starts seeing them in his 5th year because he's seen death (even though he saw death already as a child). Even if you do accept that he couldn't see the Thestrals before because he didn't understand what had happened to his parents, what about Quirrel? Harry pretty much burnt him away til he crumbled to pieces while Voldy was on the back of his head and he died. Why didn't he see the Thestrals after that? Also its not really accurate to say that they appear once one has witnessed death. They only seem to appear after one has witnessed human death. Whole classrooms full of students witnessed Imposter Moody perform the killing curse on a spider and they can't all see Thestrals. Also can a muggle who's seen death see a Thestral? Or any of the Magical Creatures and if so how do they not end up with garden gnomes and doxys in their houses?

7. Drunk Ass Witches Bitches!!

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So as mentioned earlier, Seamus was attempting a spell in his first year which would turn water into rum. If the first year Hogwarts curriculum included this spell, how on earth were there not more drunken students at Hogwarts? Like seriously, the room of requirement was a think and people knew about it, how was it not dubbed as Hogwarts secret nightlife hotspot? Just concentrate on needing a dece night out and find yourself in a huge magical nightclub filled with everything you would need for a magical night. "The Hogwarts Student Union" the next morning you could pop back in and find it full of hangover cures! That would be the way to celebrate winning a quiddich match or winning the house cup! Imagine the mess you could get into drunk with a magic wand or broomstick, honestly guys those drunken snapchats would be amaze!

8. Poor Ravenclaws

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Any Ravenclaws that got drunk would have to answer a riddle to get back in to their common room and go to bed! Everyone has that friend that gets drunk and just sleeps in random places. Well if you're a Ravenclaw you might not have much choice!

9. Sleepovers & Interhouse Love

Apart from the night Sirius Black slashed up the Fat Lady in an attempt to get into Gryffindor Tower and in the last book when Dumbledore's Army was hiding out in the Room of Requirement, there weren't any sleepovers at Hogwarts. Honestly, Parvati and Padma were twins, they must have been pretty close. You're telling me that they never went into each others common room. I mean if I made a friend in Ravenclaw I would be the kind of person to blab the password so my friend could come and see me. Why where there never any interhouse love and sleepovers? It would have been so much fun!

10. Bathrooms & Toilets

Where are the loos in Gryffindor tower? There must be some somewhere? How many people share a bathroom. This would bother me. If you're a prefect the bathroom is in the main castle, how inconvenient is that? I'd need to know more info about this situation before I enrolled at Hogwarts!

11. Animagus

When you're an animagus do you get to choose what animal you become or is it down to your personality? If you get to choose why on earth did Peter Pettigrew choose to be a rat when his friends were a stag and a dog. If you're spending the night chilling with a werewolf surely being a small animal like a rat would not be beneficial. And if it's down to personality how did Sirius, James and Remus not see him for what he was when he transformed into a rat? Not exactly animals known for their loyalty or nice behaviour. I'd have me a stag as secret keeper any day! If you can choose to be any animal you want why wouldn't you just transform into whatever took your fancy whenever you wanted? Like I'm going to be a bird today!

12. Broomsticks

Could a muggle ride a brromstick and if so how have there never been any muggle broom related incidents? Is the magic within the broom itself or does it require a magical person to ride it?

13. Apparition

If you can apparate can you just go anywhere? Like side-along apparition exists so why don't wizarding families take their kids on holidays every summer? Just apparate to the destination of your choice and check it out. I mean could you not just go on a day trip to Egypt? If so, why don't people don't that?

14. How Do The People Who Work At Kingscross Station Not Question The Appearance Of Owl Enthusiasts Every Year?

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Seriously, how do they not realise that every 1st of September, a load of strange people with trunks and owls. Like how often do you see people with caged owls on a train and then there's just loads of them that appear and reappear on Platform 9 and 10? And yet when the trains on Platform 9 and 10 leave there's never any sign of these Owl enthusiasts? Plus, if there happens to be Virgin Pendalino on 9 or 10 around 11 o'clock, how is it that they don't all get ticketed before they can get on the platform. That would be pretty awks!

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Interested to hear your thoughts on these matters or any other HP related conundrums in the responses below!