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Huge Lips Skinny Hips
Introducing the revolutionary new product Huge Lips Skinny Hips, created by Purple Lab. Huge Lips Skinny Hips is the yummiest lip gloss equipped with hoodia. Thats right, girls, the appetite suppressant. Now you can plump your lips and not your hips! HLSH comes in six sexy colors; Worship Kate, Kitty Poledancer, Lychee Martini, Love Your Thighs, No Panty Lines and Red Sole. Starring sexy burlesque star, Veronica Varlow.
