1. Dilip Kumar...as a pickle Via indianvintageads.blogspot.com I know he's a great actor and all, but do we really need to pickle him for it? 2. Cigarette smoking can lead to stupidly dropping food. Via pinterest.com What anything in this ad has to do with cigarettes, we will never know. 3. The "big size family car" that's smaller than this family of giants. Via pinterest.com 4. Nutramul turns wimpy kids into martial arts champions. So do steroids. Via pinterest.com 5. Conserving water was so scandalous. Via pinterest.com Where was the censor board when this ad came out? 6. You must buy Surf because the angry aunty says so. Via pinterest.com Also, why is angry aunty surrounded by vegetables but talking about detergent? 7. The Air India ad that could easily be self-defeating. Via pinterest.com Translation: Our flights are way worse than the other airlines. 8. Angry Surf aunty again! sowpar / Via pinterest.com This time she's telling you how much of a dimwit you are if you don't buy Surf. 9. Children making meth? Filled with chocolate pudding / Via filledwithchocolatepudding.com Even the plant pot is shocked. 10. Vegetables as romantic props. At The Edge / Via 8ate.blogspot.com Photographer: You know what will look amazing? You posing with a cabbage.Jaya: Yes! I won't question that idea at all. #winningatlife 11. Shatrugan Sinha is annoyed that he's finished the whiskey he's supposed to be promoting. Vintage Indian Advertisements / Via i.imgur.com 12. Buy a pressure cooker so the woman can keep cooking. Vintage Indian Advertisements / Via imgur.com ...and she has "more time, more money for other useful work." Prestige: keeping the woman busy at home. 13. The blandest ad ever for birth control. Vintage Indian Advertisements / Via imgur.com "To insure blind love risk" - What does that even mean? 14. Biscuits were a very serious deal. Vintage Indian Advertisements / Via imgur.com Gabbar Singh is not happy about these biscuits. 15. The heroic way to save the girl is by fighting in your underwear. Via indianvintageads.blogspot.com "The compact and precise designer brief with a real manly stretch." Um, what? 16. The box of matches that will traumatize you. Via pinterest.com 17. OMG MY EYES!!! Tikkle / Via tikkle.in * jumps off cliff screaming * 18. Where exactly are you tingling? BCM Touring / Via bcmtouring.com That look could mean so many things. 19. Bollywood stars ready to be baked. Tikkle / Via tikkle.in Why is there so much foil? Why is Govinda wearing the foil as a short dress? Who thought this was ever a good idea? So many questions! 20. The mother of Fair & Lovely. Crossing Cultures / Via crossingculturescarefully.blogspot.com FYI: Looking as white as the snow probably means you're seriously ill and dying. 21. Must. Not. Drop. Sridevi. A Sridevi / Via asridevi.blogspot.com Is Jitendra in pain/discomfort/fear/constipation? We can only guess. 22. Campa Cola leads to awkward moment of kids kissing. PKP / Via blog.pkp.in 23. A clean and refreshing soap advertised by a sweaty/messy Vinod Khanna. PKP / Via blog.pkp.in Isn't soap supposed to make him cleaner? 24. Glamour bathrooms are for solitude and depression? PKP / Via blog.pkp.in Locking yourself in the bathroom when your "life is going to pieces" means you need help, not a fancy sink. 25. Pissing babies generally don't make for appealing travel destinations. Adloo / Via adloo.blogspot.com 26. And the most unsexy ad about making you feel sexy. The Old Indian Arts / Via oldindianarts.in Whose ideas was it to use a picture of scientists in a laboratory to bring back your vigour?