1. I don’t know how I feel about being single.
2. Sometimes I’m like, “I got this.”
3. Other days I’m like,
4. Honestly most days I’m like,
5. But then I see a picture of this guy.
6. And all the sudden I’m like,
9. All I have to do is penetrate the dating world.
10. You’re right, sorry. Back to dating.
11. The problem is you’re not very good at “boys.”
12. Because every time you meet a guy you like,
13. which can be:
14. and also terrifying…
15. You need to take a chill pill, or some
16. Because you need to stop saying things like,
19. After all, it’s only the first date.
20. So play it cool.
21. Don’t be like,
22. And don’t overreact.
23. I mean the food can’t be that good.
24. Just be like,
25. And then when, you get home you can tell your friends:
26. But really, don’t sweat being single too much. In the end,
27. And even though you might be thinking,
28. You know what?
29. Because one day you’ll meet a nice guy and he’ll be like,
33. But on the outside you’ll be like,
34. To which he’ll respond, “duh.”
35. And if that doesn’t happen just yet, then you can carry on living your normal life.
37. Finally, if anyone’s hating on you being single, here’s what I have to say about that.
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