1. On Adele…
“The thing at the moment is Adele. She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice.”
2. Lana Del Rey…
“Lana del Rey is not bad at all. She looks very much like a modern-time singer. In her photos she is beautiful. Is she a construct with all her implants? She’s not alone with implants.”
3. Michelle Obama…
“I’m a big fan of Mrs. Obama – and her face, I think, is magical. He [Barack Obama] would not be there [The White House] without her. Mrs. Obama is not a fashion statement, but she has other things to do. My favorite thing about Mrs Obama was when she was asked if her skirt was not too tight and she answered “Why you don’t like my big black ass?” I want [Barack] Obama to win because there is nothing better anyway, and especially because of her.”
4. Russian Women?
“If I was a woman in Russia I would be a lesbian, as the men are very ugly. There are a few handsome ones, like Naomi Campbell’s boyfriend, but there you see the most beautiful women and the most horrible men.”
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