2. I want a girl with a mind like a diamond.
3. I want a girl who knows what’s best.
4. I want a girl with shoes that cut.
5. And eyes that burn like cigarettes.
6. I want a girl with the right allocations.
7. Who’s fast and thorough.
8. And sharp as a tack.
9. She’s playing with her jewelry.
10. She’s putting up her hair.
11. She’s touring the facility.
12. And picking up slack.
13. I want a girl with a short skirt…
14. …and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket.
15. I want a girl who gets up early.
16. I want a girl who stays up late.
17. I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity.
18. Who uses a machete to cut through red tape.
19. With fingernails that shine like justice.
20. And a voice that is dark like tinted glass.
21. She is fast and thorough.
22. And sharp as a tack.
23. She’s touring the facility.
24. And picking up slack.
25. I want a girl with a short skirt…
26. and a lonnnnng…. lonnng jacket.
27. (trumpet solo)
28. I want a girl with a smooth liquidation.
29. I want a girl with good dividends.
30. At Citibank we will meet accidentally.
31. We’ll start to talk when she borrows my pen.
32. She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest.
33. She wants a car that will get her there.
34. She’s changing her name from Kitty to Karen.
35. She’s trading her MG…
36. …for a white Chrysler LeBaron.
37. I want a girl with a short skirt…
38. …and a lonnnnng, long jacket.
- Trump has named H.R. McMaster as his new National Security Adviser, replacing Michael Flynn, who resigned last week.
- Russian ambassador to the UN Vitaly Churkin has died after suffering from cardiac arrest this morning, a day before his 65th birthday.
- Senator Ron Wyden will soon introduce legislation requiring warrants before phones can be searched at the US border.
- A girl's best friend showed up to her date in a fake mustache to spy on her and it is the definition of friendship goals 😎