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Try making your own! 9 Cocktails To Get Drunk On During The Facebook IPO Grab your favorite hoodie and head to your local bar to drink away your jitters after you buy your inflated Facebook stock. These 9 cocktails are for the social media savvy only, so throw one back and cross your fingers!
Do your friends keep telling you your Facebook stock is over valued?
Aim for the solar plexus and give em one of these!
Break out the 151, add in a splash of 7UP, Mom's homemade lemonade and some OJ.
Stir it all together, put your hoodie on and get ready for a rocket ride to the top while you leave those suckers in the dirt!
On cloud nine and ready to tweet all about your new financial "position"?
Call up your old drinking buddy Bob Dole and get ready to party!
Shake all the ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and repeat!
You're no quitter with few Twitagra down the drain...
You've been drinking this one for the last 10 years... Why not have another?
Just like you did it in college, combine all the ingredients into a beer pilsner, shake and CHUG!!!
Having trouble landing a date? Not anymore with all that Facebook stock!
Look at you, you big stud. Just bought all that stock. Who wouldn't want to date a piece of Silicon Valley like you?
Order this drink and you are sure to land the apple of your eye. Just muddle four cherries, add lemon juice and maraschino to the mix. Be generous with the gin, shake well with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
Add a cherry for good measure and remember to drop your stock brokers name right after you tell them yours...
Do you update your social status too often? Do you talk too much when you get drunk?
If you answered yes to either of these questions, then this drink was made just for you!
Place a layer of ice in the bottom of glass. Add a few blueberries. Continue the layering process until the glass is stacked full. Add liquids in the order given, leaving the Blue Curacao as the last ingredient.
Stick a straw in it, fire up your web cam and let your gift of gab shine for all to see.
Hey Senor, time for a Facebook fiesta?
Better blend up a Social Mediarita and string up the piñata!
Start by blending all ingredients together and then strain into a margarita glass rimmed with coarse salt, and garnish with a wheel of lime.
The Social Life Saver
You just bought Facebook stock and now you're ready to book that vacation to Hawaii huh?
Well then kick off those flip flops and fill that glass up with ice, Malibu, Midori and drown the rest in Pineapple juice. Let the rising tide of Facebook stock wash you out to sea.
You'll be hula dancing on piles of money before you know it!
The Rusty Email
Tweets, re-pins, likes?! What's wrong with kids these days?
There is nothing more old fashioned than a good ole email. So grab the Scotch and Drambuie and pour them into a high ball glass with ice. Stir well.
Garnish with a lemon twist and there you have it, a Rusty Email just like grandpappy liked em'.
Dark and SOPA
Tired of being told to shut up when you've had one too many?
Inspired by the Stop Online Piracy Act, once you have a few of these puppies no one will be censoring your speech.
Pour rum over ice, add ginger ale, and update your status until
everyone unfollows you! BuzzFeed Daily
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