10 Things Teachers In Maryland Do On The Eve Of A Snow Day

Because we are all just as mature as our students.

10. Pretend to write lesson plans, just incase the snow doesn't show.

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And Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, wine, tears and joy.

9. Obsess over the forecast to the point that we become the Weathermen.

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Hey, at least they can still keep their jobs if they're wrong.

8. Plan the activities for the forecasted snow day.

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Because we don't spend enough time planning to corrupt the future minds of America.

7. Drop an absurd amount of cash on the necessities.

Need we say more?

6. Drink.

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Teachers are some of the most unprofessional people outside of the work place. Who better to participate in debauchery with than a bunch of slap happy buzzed educators?

5. Reinvent school closing announcements.

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Seriously, all school systems need to look into this. Bravo, Durham Academy, bravo.

4. Participate in all snow day rituals.

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Pajamas inside out? Check. Ice cubes in the toilet? You betcha. Snow dance? As long as there's a little liquid courage, of course.

3. The great debate:

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To turn on the alarm clock? Or not to turn on the alarm clock?

2. Stay far, far away from any grocery store.

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Want to know what it feels like to stay at the nut house? Go to the grocery store on the eve of a snow day. Brace yourselves for mayhem. Just don't expect to buy any milk, or bread, or eggs, or toilet paper, or anything, for that matter.

1. And finally, after all the hype has surpassed,

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Go to sleep, and when we wake up, surprise! No school! Remember, we live in Maryland. Where a half inch of any sort of frozen precipitation is enough to stop time. Enjoy your day tomorrow fellow teacher amigos!