11 Reasons Why Bronn Is The Number One Boss On Game Of Thrones

Everyone wants to be Tyrion or Robb (RIP) or Jaime (RIP right hand) or Oberyn (quite literally RIP), but you should actually want to be Bronn. Here's why.

1. A beast of a swordsman

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He starts off by besting a knight who was better armoured and better equipped. He struggled to break a sweat while doing it.

2. An absolute wordsmith

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Something that I wish I'd thought of to say to many, many people.

3. Surprisingly wise when it counts

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Short, sharp and in Westeros, incredibly true. You'd pay a lot of gold to a lot of council members to get that kind of advice.

4. A magnificent swearer

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There are ways of saying you'll climb the Eyrie, and then there's that. Touché.

5. Has the best planning advice

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This should be the plan any time people meet friends anywhere.

6. Incredibly secure about who he is and where he's come from

The man literally could not give less of a shit about what Meryn Trant thinks of him.

7. Delivers a mean subtle threat

Once again, Bronn really struggling to give a toss that the head of the Gold Cloaks hates him.

8. Shot the arrow that contributed to this

If we're keeping a kill count, that probably counts for at least a hundred. Even Gimli wouldn't consider that counting for just one.

9. Is an excellent barber

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Watching this happen to Pycelle was so far beyond satisfying that it's ridiculous.

10. Sometimes has the best advice for a bad situation

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A piece of guidance that applies to real life more often than you'd care to admit.

11. The other half to best bromance in Westeros

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It may be over for now, but while it lasted, it was a beautiful, beautiful thing.