The Iowa Democratic Party Voted To Legalize All Drugs (Yes, Really)

The state's democrat party gives thumbs up to meth, heroin, crack cocaine - literally any and all drugs.

The Iowa Democratic Party held their state convention this past weekend.

A lot of normal things happened. You know, like a Bernie Sanders supporter dance party.

Iowa Starting Line @IAStartingLine

The @BernieSanders room is having a dance party while we wait for votes at Iowa Dems convention

11:51 PM - 18 Jun 2016

And nothing says "FEEL THE BERN" like dancing to "Strokin'" by Clarence Carter

Kathie Obradovich @KObradovich

Delegates for @BernieSanders have a dance party during IDP state convention. #iapolitics

12:47 AM - 19 Jun 2016

But then, Iowa Democrats got down to business.

Buried in their state party platform, under "Criminal Justice," was this plank:

Iowa Democratic Party / Via iowademocrats.org

That's right, the Iowa Democratic Party actually proposed legalizing all drugs.

That includes drugs like:

# Crack Cocaine

# Heroin

# Crystal Meth

But we know what you're thinking.

There is no way this got approved, right?

Via tumblr.com

"In the wee hours of Sunday morning, Iowa Democrats, meeting in the state convention in Des Moines, approved a platform plank calling for the legalization of all drugs."

Via thegazette.com

The official position of the Iowa Democratic Party: MAKE ALL DRUGS LEGAL!

Via desmoinesregister.com

Hooray?

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With their legal drugs platform plank in place, the Iowa Democrats may just need a new logo:

Priorities for Iowa, Inc.

As much as the Iowa Democrats may want it, making all drugs legal is not a priority for Iowans.