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Posted on Feb 16, 2021

If You've Done More Than Half These Things, You Might Be The Dumb Friend

~has phone in hand but is still looking for it~

Griffinclaw_queen_Granger

by Griffinclaw_queen_Granger

Community Contributor

BuzzFeed Community Team

Approved and edited by BuzzFeed Community Team

Check off all the dumb things you've ever done

Mistakenly read "AM" as "PM" on your phone and then wondered why it's night outside

Arrived at a party after it's already finished because you read the time wrong

Searched for your phone when you had it in your hand the whole time

Tried to push a door when the sign clearly says "pull" or vice versa

Pressed the button for the elevator multiple times even though it has already been pressed (thinking it will make it move faster)

Accidentally wore clothes inside out or the other way around (maybe even forgot to put on pants – yikes)

Called a person and forgot what you were about to say

Tried to drink from a bottle with the cap closed

Talked to the computer/laptop screen, asking it to work faster

Forgot one of your close friend's names for like 0.2 seconds

Forgot what your favorite thing was when someone suddenly asked you what it is

Spent the whole day studying for a test or quiz but realizing you studied the wrong thing

Threw the chocolate in the trash instead of the wrapper

Got dressed for school or work even though it was the weekend

Got lost despite following the map on your phone that shows you your exact location

Ordered stuff online and clicked on “track package” immediately

Put your earphones in to listen to music and then forgot to press play and sat there listening to absolutely nothing for way too long

Ate exceptionally hot food even though you knew that it was hot and then blowing the steam out of your mouth like a dragon

Lost your glasses and got freaked out when you couldn't find them, only to realize they were either on your head or you were wearing them

Said “You too” when the waiter at a restaurant tells you to enjoy your meal

Apologized to inanimate objects when you bumped into them

Honked at the person in front of you while being stuck in a traffic jam or a red light

Inadvertently hit someone else and said “Ouch” like you were the one who'd been hit

Tried to get out of the car with your seatbelt still on

Accidentally texted something embarrassing to the wrong person

Learned information (like someone's name) and immediately forgot it

Walked straight into a glass door or pole

Lost an object (like the TV remote) and found it in a weird place (like the fridge or something)

Got up with your earphones still connected to the laptop

Touched something hot even after being told that it was hot

Waved at a person only to realize they're not who you thought

Took a test or quiz in school and didn't realize there was an entire second part on the back of the page

Called your teacher mom, dad, or something equally silly

Heard a song playing that you really liked although it was playing in an inappropriate location/time only to realize that the song was coming from your phone speakers in your pocket

Heard a song playing that you really liked although it was playing in an inappropriate location/time only to realize that the song was coming from your phone speakers in your pocket

Came to school prepared for a math test only to realize it was actually an English test

Forgot that you put something in the oven and burned it until it was basically charcoal

Ordered some food from a restaurant and had it delivered to the wrong address

Got annoyed at the person whose phone was going off in the cinema only to realize that it was you who forgot to silence your phone

Looked at the time on your phone, put your phone away, and then looked at the time again because you already forgot the time

And lastly, you've been in the middle of cooking something and you throw away the box and then later pull the box back out of the trash when you realize you need the directions

And lastly, you've been in the middle of cooking something and you throw away the box and then later pull the box back out of the trash when you realize you need the directions

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