1. Lets get into this Jenna business!
2. Hanna breaking out the flask 30 seconds into the episode. I love.
3. And says its medicinal, for cramps! lol I can't with her.
4. "Secrets keep you close." Uuuuummm not really, Alison. But okay, I'll play along.
5. Yea Emily. Alison is dead, pretty sure the statute of limitations has run out on keeping her secrets/lies.
Esp if you're trying to figure out what happened to her.
6. Do they think their good friend would leave, live a happy life and never contact them again?
"Ali laying on a beach somewhere..." really, girls.
7. Oooooo there's Jenna. And she IS blind!
Wasn't sure about that from watching the first episode. Now, those big ass sunglasses do make sense.
8. Her tapping with that stick is kind of awkward.
9. Detective Wilden. Touchy subject in the Marin house this morning. Hm....I wonder why....
10. Oh I remember! Its because your mom banged the detective to get you out of shop lifting charges!
11. Lol Hanna's mom talking about Alison but not the elephant in the room of her DIRTY DEED!
12. Oh but Hanna seems to have no probs bringing it up.
You damn right, you better be sorry!
13. I don't think I could live with the guilt if my mom did that for me.
14. Joyce would let me rot in jail.
15. And I'd happily go to jail over the alternative of what mamma Marin did.
16. Shady Montgomery family talking about Hanna shopping at 'Curvy Girl' lol Is that the Layne Bryant their world?
17. Daddy Montgomery and a late night at the office...*side eye like shit*
18. And Aria is clearly intent on not letting him forget his infidelity. Good for her!
19. These people really have a lot of time in the mornings. NO ONE is getting up minutes before they have to be somewhere and rushing to get dressed. #Unrealistic
20. Emily's mom has already gone to the gym and is back home as Emily and Maya sip coffee (from the same mug!) on the porch.
21. Spencer is practicing field hockey.
22. All of this in the morning before school starts. Laaaaame!
Like this many people really have their shit together that early in the morning.
23. Aww Aria. About time you did something responsible. Requesting out of Fitz's class is the right thing to do.
24. Where did all these kids come from? That school hallway was empty 60 seconds ago..
25. Whoa! Creepy boyfriend alert. Emily, you don't seem to be all that into him.
...maybe because you like vaginas?
26. Can Hanna's skirt (or are they shorts? Cant tell) be any shorter? Clearly no finger tip test going on up in here.
27. And they all get called to the principal's office.
Maybe to discuss the dress code?
28. A message
"Dead girls walking." -A
29. Lol A is all about taunting these girls.
She's got too much time on her hands. Get a hobby, A!
30. Oh Lord not Detective Wilden again. *eye roll*
He really came to their school to question them? Intentionally avoiding going to their homes where their parents will be....hmmm
31. He seems to be a really really horrible cop.
32. "Why'd you all fall asleep?" Really, dumb cop. Those are the questions you ask?
33. "Almost the exact thing you said last year like it was rehearsed"..... or like it was the fucking truth? Idiot.
34. These girls seem to sit at tables and talk a lot.
And no, I doubt Wilden is doing all this because you were drinking. I think he's more focused on the was missing now dead Alison.
35. Okay now we're talking Jenna's accident! What happened!?
36. That damn tapping with the stick again...Jenna's near.
tap tap tap tap tap
37. This lunch with Jenna is awkward as hell.
Like, suuuuper awkward.
38. Flashback Ali is really annoying.
I guess we're flashing back to "the Jenna thing"....
39. Who the hell is Toby? The neighborhood peeping Tom?
Peeping Toby!
40. Ali really just threw a smoke bomb in this Toby person's house....
What is wrong with this girl? For real.
41. AND SET A HOUSE ON FIRE!? WHAT THE HELL?
What did this have to do with Jenna? Was Jenna in the house?!?!?!
42. A message
"If only you could see how guilty you look." -A
43. Mona has turned so bitchy from the girl who was a nerd when Ali was alive.
44. Oh damn. Aria can't get out of Mr. Fitz's class. Well shit.
Maybe she should have told her school admin she wanted out because they were kinda involved. That might do the trick.
45. Hanna and her boyfriend look like a real life Barbie and Ken.
46. Aww she doesn't think he really likes her because she used to be overweight. Poor girl.
Also, a very believable struggle. I image a lot of people feel that way. Sad.
47. OH MY GOD CAN WILDEN GO AWAY!
Get out of the Marin house dude!
48. Dinner with Spencer's dad. Are we gonna add him to the growing list of "He Ain't Shit" men in this town?
It's starting to look that way.
49. Oh great. Wren and Melissa are at dinner too.
So we get to see more Spencer being inappropriate with her sister's fiancé? Awesome.
50. Emily and Maya girl crush vibes. But they technically have boyfriends too?
So them (kinda) kissing was cheating on their part. Tsk tsk, ladies.
51. Ugh Wren, giving his drink to Spencer. Can they stop with this underlying flirting shit, please?
52. Their flirting is out of control.
53. Emily and Maya in bed! Boom chicka wao wao.
54. Emily is the little spoon. I would have guessed she'd be the big spoon.
55. A message
"Did you get a good night kiss? Here's one from me. XO." -A
56. Shaaaaaady. HOW DOES A HAVE ALL THIS TIME! Does she/he sleep?
57. Oh thats right, because she's a dead girl. Duh
58. Good morning, Hanna and your booty shorts.
59. WILDEN, GO HOME! Shit.
He's just reading the paper and making breakfast requests?? Like, wha? Who the fuck IS this guy?
60. Ben is a major dick. Emily, break up with him already.
You aren't even serious about him.
61. Or make out with him and practically suck his face off. Either one. Your choice.
62. Hanna found an appropriate pair of pants! Bout time.
63. Oh okay. We skipped the whole day of school and now its Aria and Momma Montgomery outside a movie theater.
That was efficient story telling.
64. I hate that they try to make this Aria and Ezra thing work by making her seem like a 50 year old woman.
65. "Oh I like literature, and old movies and writing and I'm cultured. I'm so mature." Its still illegal, people.
66. Emily coming to grips with her sexuality and missing Ali... heartbreaking.
But you're still leading this jerk of a boyfriend on, Emily!
67. Wren. If you don't take that basket of laundry and get your ass outta Spencer's room...!
68. He just asked if he could give her another rub!! WHAT! Dude, seriously.
69. Spencer....tell him to go.
70. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it.
71. They kissed.
72. And Melissa saw!!
73. Cut to Wren packing his shit and getting the fuck out.
74. Welp ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
75. Hanna and Mona shopping. Hope they bought it this time.
76. OH MY GOD I CANT WITH WILDEN ANYMORE!!! WHO SKULKS AROUND A PARKING LOT WAITING FOR TEENAGE GIRLS!!!
77. A creep, thats who!
78. He thinks they're murderers. Really.
These girls are CLEARLY not murderers. He really has nothing better to do.
79. *Wilden breathes* Me- OMG CAN YOU NOT!
80. OH shit did Ezra just roll by Aria while she's walking in the rain?!
lol thats fucked up.
81. Oh he lets her in. Nvrmd.
82. And they kiss. Of course they do.
83. Awww friendship bracelets. Why is Emily the only one still wearing hers? The other girls not too into them anymore?
What's up with that?
84. Awkward Aria 'father daughter' conversation about his cheating.
85. Well damn. Dad just said the magic words to Aria, "I gave into my feelings."
86. Yea! She knows something about that, dad!
BECAUSE SHE'S CREEPING AROUND WITH AN OLDER DUDE WHO'S ALSO HER ENGLISH TEACHER.
87. A message
"When students kiss teachers someone gets hurt. Thats a promise I'll keep." -A
88. Spencer sure is driven. Field hockey. Running. Kissing her sisters fiancé. Where does she find the time?
89. Jenna just calmly sitting on a bench on Spencer's run route. She wouldn't be so creepy if everyone would stop staring at her like she's creepy.
90. Every time one of these girls see's Jenna they literally stop what they're doing and just look at her with gapping mouths.
91. Ooohhhh because she might be A!
Recap- These people in this town are super efficient when it comes to time management and being involved in activities including the person doing all the stalking. Looks like Ally was a bit of a horrible friend and caused an accident that injured Jenna and this Toby person. But since she's dead....why are the girls still holding on to this information? Whatever.
Detective Wilden is creepy AF and horrible at his job so I don't think I'd be running to him with any information either.
It seems these girls make horrible decisions as far as relationships go. Emily is clearly struggling with her sexuality while in a relationship with someone. Hanna doesn't seem to be 100% comfortable in hers. Spencer is kissing her sisters boyfriends. Aria is dating a teacher.
Eh. Just doesn't look good all around. But they're in high school so I guess thats what its all about. The figuring yourself out stuff.
Questions- biggest one seems to be who is A and who killed Alison.
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