1. Here we goooo
2. Cliche horror movie slumber party alert.
3. Complete with investigating creepy noises.
4. The new Beyonce video? How'd they know about 'Formation'? Jokes.
5. Spoke too soon. Teen girl horror movie slumber party, complete with creepy noises AND underage drinking.
6. Aria, did you sleep on the floor with your shoes on?
7. Oooooo missing Alison. That's sad.
She really just disappeared like that? Scary.
8. Hey it's Piper from Charmed!
9. RIP Power of Three 10/07/1998- 05/21/06
10. Hellooooo Daddy Lowe.
I just know him as Ron Lowe's brother so....
11. Flip phone! Yasss 2010! Nothing felt better than that click of hanging up on someone. NOTHING.
12. Who sits at a bar in the daytime reading books?
Ezra Fitz does. That's who.
13. Ooooh Lord. Inappropriate student/teacher relationship alert.
Not specific about their ages but I'm guessing Aria is 16 and Ezra is....22? Gross.
14. Shout outs to Dawson's Creek for making that a thing on TV dramas.
15. I'd like to know more about you = make out in the bathroom.
16. This opening is creepy as hell with the doll shit and this song.
"Only 2 can keep a secret if one of them is dead". True.
17. Spencer = PTA President blazer.
So, if this were Sex and the City she would be the Charlotte.
18. Hanna's gonna go Winona with those glasses!
19. Yup. She went Winona with those glasses.
And we have our SATC Samantha!
20. And forgot her own bag? Really, Hanna?
21. HANNA AND MONA ARE SO BLING RINGING IT RN!
But really, who steals a scarf?
22. Throwing major suspicions on Daddy Lowe rn.
What did you do though? WHAT DID DADDY LOWE DO?
23. Flashback Alison and Aria = mean bitches.
24. And a flashback Mona.
Poor nerdy Mona. They were mean to her.
25. Daddy Lowe is a cheater!! How dare you do that to Piper?! HOW DARE YOU!
And Aria and Alison saw him cheating? Ouch.
26. They all lost touch just over a year? That's sad.
27. New hot teacher? Hm...I wonder who the hell it could be...
28. Hanna and Mona are clearly the Regina and Gretchen in this school.
That's so fetch.
29. Boom Mr. Fitz!! You made out with a 16 year old!
30. *Raises hand* "Um, holy crap what, Mr. Fitz?"
31. First message (I'm guessing the start of many) from A...
"Maybe he fools around with students all of the time. A lot of teachers do. Just ask your dad." -A
32. Wonder if they have unlimited text & data? Who are their carriers?
33. That A message was shady, shady! What a bitch....Is it really Alison though?
34. Em's mom, "Why would a mom let her kid get pink hair?" Really? Uptight mom much..pop a xanax lady.
35. Bianca Lawson is like 40 years old and still playing high school characters.
And her playing this perky Maya girl is believable as hell.
36. Black really doesn't crack.
37. Ali's stuff on the curb though? What fucked up parents don't keep their missing kids belongings? Its only been a year!
But is Emily about to be friends with new girl Maya who's moving into her missing friends house? Creeeeeepy.
38. At least donate it and not have it on the curb! So shitty.
39. Man, this Maya girl is so pushy.
40. Man, this Emily girl is too nice.
41. Bitch, get your own box!!
42. I'm lying. I would have helped her move in.
For a bottle of wine.
43. Who just breaks out the weed after 5 minutes of meeting someone? lol
Maya does. Thats who.
44. This is what the Hastings family calls a 'barn' in the backyard?
Its huge!
45. "Oh, we just have 2 houses on our property but we call one of them a barn." NBD
46. Selfish older sister alert.
Guessing there's some Hasting sister rivalry going on.
47. WAIT! THATS CRAZY NANNY CARRIE FROM ONE TREE HILL!
48. RIP Crazy Nanny Carrie.
49. When your sister's fiancé says "does she have to know everything.." to you.
NOT. A. GOOD. SIGN.
50. Flirty vibes with your sisters fiancé! Not a good look, Spence...tsk tsk slut.
51. JK on the slut but still not okay.
52. This Aria/Ezra thing is so creepy.
53. "Nothings changed". Um, a lot has changed, Aria.
Like him being your teacher!
54. No, this is not right, Aria.
It's illegal.
55. Alison's stuff going into the dumpster! Geez, so harsh.
56. Oooooo GIRL KISS!!!
Okay, we're getting lesbian vibes with Emily and Maya now! *starts playing "Girl Crush"
57. A message
"Hey Em, I've been replaced. You've found another friend to kiss." -A
58. This girl really gets around for someone who's been missing for a year.
59. Wren and Spencer can not seriously be flirting THIS much. COOL IT!
60. GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER, WREN!
61. Yeesssss! Momma Piper and Daddy Lowe popping bottles! (Of wine)
62. Fr fr, what's up with all these cheating ass men in this town though?!?!
63. LOL @ Spencer in her Hogwarts tie and vest combo.
64. A message
"Poor Spencer. Always wants Melissa's boyfriends. But remember, if you kiss I tell." - A
65. Soooo is this something Spencer does on the reg? That shady bitch!
66. Seriously, how does this A girl find the time. I can't time manage for shit.
67. Oh Spencer kissed another one of her sister's boyfriends! She DOES do this on the reg! NOT COOL, GIRL!
68. Um Alison is really looking like a fucked up friend rn.
Yea, Spencer shouldn't have kissed her sisters boyfriend but Ali threatening Spencer she'd tell is not cool either.
69. I kinda see why her shit was left on the curb.
70. Jenna thing? What Jenna thing? Who the fuck is Jenna?!?!
71. Alison has been missing for a year then pops up stalking her friends...and they're all like "thats Alison"...wha?
72. Awww Hanna's dad left. Thats shitty.
73. Can the men in this town get it together!!
One is starting an affair with an underage student.
Another is engaged and flirting with the sister.
A dad is cheating on his wife.
And another dad just up and left!
Shit. The women in this town are too sober after all that.
74. OH SHIT, ITS THE COPS!
75. Run, Hanna, run!
76. Oh hell no. The detective closed the interview door. Thats sus as hell.
77. LOL at the candy dish in a police station. Really?
What police station really has candy out for it's guests???
78. A message
"Be careful Hanna. I hear prison food makes you fat." - A
79. Oh no this bitch did NOT just fat shame her. And she's the one on missing posters. GIRL, Bye!
80. No charges! What did momma Marin say?
81. Hanna really could have said she forgot those glasses were on her head. Just saying
82. Daddy issues got her stealing. Lol at least she's not stripping.
83. Cops are on the move! And fast rn!
What's going on??
84. OH SHIT ALISON IS DEAD!
85. SO WHO THE FUCK IS STALKING THEM!?
86. Jenna thing again. Who the hell is this Jenna...
87. OH SHIT MOMMA MARIN IS GONNA BANG THE COP! DAAAAAMN.
88. I was not ready for that...I'm uncomfortable.
89. What's Ezra doing at the funeral? He didn't know Alison, like, at all.
90. He wasn't being a jerk, Aria. He was telling you the truth! Dumb girl.
91. Ew. Don't kiss like that in a church at a funeral!
So freakin inappropriate.
92. Sooooooo not one person is crying at this funeral. Not a single tear from anyone.
93. Her stuff going into the dumpster is making sense to me now. Still a lil shitty.
94. Hanna with the flask. I like her.
95. Yeaaa I'd prefer drinking in a church at a funeral than the underage making out sesh.
96. Let's be honest....they clearly are not the religious bunch.
97. JENNA! FINALLY!
98. Hanna....not the most appropriate funeral dress.
99. Than again, you shop lift and drink in church. I get it.
100. Awkward seeing the cop who arrested you and who banged your mom at your friends funeral.
101. Oh shit, Alison was murdered!
dun dun duuunn
102. Is this Jenna chick blind or something?
103. "Im still here bitches. And I know everything." -A
104. OOooooohhhhhh SHIT.
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