12 Things That Should Happen To Britt And Kaitlyn On The Bachelorette

#TeamKaitlyn all the way!

1. ABC realizes that since they had to cast both, they should at least commit to both

Since Bachelor Nation was sooo divided between the two (not really), why not give both Britt AND Kaitlyn a chance at finding love and have them BOTH stick around till the end??

2. If #1 doesn’t happen, they take a cue from Anna Kendrick and do it Hunger Games-style

A tweet from the Pitch Perfect star read "How about instead of the men deciding, they just do it Hunger Games style and we can watch Kaitlyn eat this girl for breakfast. #TeamKaitlyn"

Not a bad idea, Anna. Not a bad idea at all.

3. Kaitlyn uses her negotiation skills and gives ABC an ultimatum. “It’s either me or her. You can’t have us both.” And of course, they choose her.

I mean, she's obviously the favorite. And she can't help it that she's popular. She shouldn't have to take this sh*t!

4. If #1 or #2 or #3 don’t happen, Britt gets sent home the first night in tears

5. A guy uses this pickup line for Kaitlyn upon his arrival: “So, I don’t know much about you…I know you’re from Canada, and well, I’d tap the f*ck out of your maple tree any day!”

A limo exit and intro with a reference to Kaitlyn's notoriously bold innuendo will be the start of a beautiful relationship.

6. They double the number of guys on the show, and they’re all hot. And they ALL look at personality and choose the funny one over the hot one.

Let's pretend these guys are actually smart and sensible.

7. There’s at least one crazy guy who brings the ladies some onions

And then they hook him up with our beloved Ashley S. The crazies need some love too!

8. Everyone falls in love with Kaitlyn. But ultimately, she ends up with the fan favorite…aka the guy with the hilarious #CanadaPickupLines

Of course, her husband will have to share her offset sense of humor.

9. Kaitlyn’s final pick is like, the hottest guy ever. And Farmer Chris will be nothing more than an embarrassing blip in her dating history.

Like Anna Kendrick said, "Kaitlyn can do better. Like if my boyfriend left me for her, I'd get it."

10. Kaitlyn decides to defy gender norms and proposes to her final pick

And he also defies gender norms and relocates to Canada for her.

11. Kaitlyn marries her final pick. And they like, actually stay together.

Just a wild idea for future Bachelor couples...

12. Britt also (somehow) finds love and has a happy ending. Along with Becca, Ashley S., and all the other amazing girls on Chris’s season.

Hey, the psychos and weirdos deserve love too...