Translation:I get lots of dates but never know how to calculate the tip.
Translation: My disturbing book-eating habit has left me lots of free time to spend alone….reading.
Translation:I love PostSecret but am really bad at keeping New Year’s resolutions.
Translation: I swear I am not high maintenance, I swear I am not high maintenance, I swear I am not high maintenance…..
Translation: Pumpkin sex. Duh.
Translation: I have botchulism.
Translation: Actually there’s no translation for this one. It’s pretty straightforward.
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