This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Oct 14, 2009Pet ConfessionsIf pets could submit PostSecrets, this is what they'd say.by PostSecretCommunity ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink I finally understand the uncanny valley. I may look cute and fluffy, but I will BRING IT in the mosh pit. I've never told my owner, but despite her efforts, I'm more into dudes than ladies. At night, I do the Single Ladies dance in my room in front of my mirror. I'm pretty sure my owner's food is going to kill me. Sometimes I pee a little in the bath. I have discovered that exercise is totally overrated. I can't tell my cat-bros, but my girlfriend is a mouse. Every time they take "the raspberry pic," it brings up all my old size issues. I can't bring chicks home because I sleep walk like crazy.