The Highs, Lows And Everything You Feel In Between While Anticipating A New Britney Spears Album.

Did you catch the 2001-era reference in the title?

High: You hear that Britney has a new album on the way.

Excitement ensues. A new era is beginning!

Low: Will.I.Am is producing it.

... He has a lot of hits, there's potential, but it's not Danja, is it? I want my Blackout 2.0, dammit.

High: Britney says it will have a more urban sound.

#URBANNEY

High: Britney says it will be her most personal album yet.

Queen Britney is exposing her inner most thoughts on this album, y'all. We are not worthy!

High: Work Bitch is released.

It's not urban, nor is it personal, but it is perfection.

PopCulturePerversion reacts to the release of Work Bitch

Somewhere in between high and low: Britney announces her Las Vegas residency.

Pros: A Vegas residency means you can plan to see Britney at any time in the next two years.

Cons: Las Vegas is a long way from Australia. I'd better work, bitch, if I want to get over there and see her!

PopCulturePerversion reacts to the Las Vegas residency announcement.

High: The video for Work Bitch is released and IT IS EVERYTHING.

PopCulturePerversion recaps the music video here.

Low: There are no promotional performances either for Las Vegas or for her 8th album.

We want to see you perform, Brit Brit!

High: Britney reveals the title of her 8th album to be Britney Jean.

For her fans, because that's what her family calls her. Awww!

Low: Britney says that Work Bitch is a song for her gay fans and that 'bitch' is a term of endearment for them.

I'm dying of second hand embarrassment. What is so hard about saying that it's a song about working hard to get what you want in life? Literal interpretations FTW, y'all.

High-larious: Britney tells Alan Carr that she loves it when British people 'use their accents'.

I love her and I can't even, all at once.

High: Britney reveals that her second single, Perfume, will be out on November 5th.

Call a hearse, I'm dead.

Whatever: Britney does a Twitter Q&A and manages to not reveal any new information about the album or the Las Vegas residency.

But her favourite Barbie movie is 'Princess and the Pop Star'. Of course.

High: It's Britney, Witch!

Watch it here.

High: The December 3rd release date of Britney Jean is not so far away.

And we'll have Perfume to tide us over!

Low: The December 3rd release date is SO FAR AWAY.

Why isn't Britney Jean here NOW?!