5pm: OMG tonight is going to rule!
6pm: Let's get crazy!
7pm: Damn this drink is hitting the spot.
8pm: I don't need to pace myself, I'm just getting started!
9pm: Shots, let's do shots! Shots are a great idea YASSSSS!
10pm: My friends and I are LITERALLY the funniest people on this planet.
11pm: I'm just really feeling this beat right now you guys.
12am: Let's hit the dance floor!
1am: I actually don't even know why I didn't become a professional dancer, my moves are so on point right now. #killingit
2am: Oh shit I'm really drunk. Maybe no one will notice. Just stand still and don't make it obvious. Yep, just like this.
3am: I have never been hungrier in my entire life.
4am: Okay maybe I should call it a night.
The Next Day: OMG what have I done? Why is this happening to me? I definitely don't deserve to feel like this right now.
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