8 Other Reasons Why Casey Anthony Should've Been Convicted

Jebus! She must think her ish don't stink!

• 1. Public Urination

  

• 2. Obviously Not Chewing Her Food The Recommended 35 Times

  

• 3. Bad Popeye Impersonation

  

  "I yam what I yam"

• 4. Public Intoxication

  

  Every good mother passes out in public

• 5. A False Start

  

  When Casey was pregnant with Caylee, she sent Jesse Grund (ex-fiance) an E-MAIL telling him he was the father. But he did the math...

• 6. Inappropriate Laughter During a Murder Trial

  

• 7. Putting her ???? Where Her Mouth Is

  

  Seriously, what is that?

• 8. U.S. Code Title 4 Chapter 1 Section 8 - J

  

  (j) No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform. However, a flag patch may be affixed to the uniform of military personnel, firemen, policemen, and members of patriotic organizations. The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing. Therefore, the lapel flag pin being a replica, should be worn on the left lapel near the heart.