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Yadi Tells Phillips Why It's Not Polite to Name Call
Brandon Phillips: "I hate the Cardinals." That's nice. Half your team used to play for us; I bet you guys get along swimmingly. There's only one team in the NL Central good enough to wear red. Go Birds!
