Top 11 Post-Christmas Movie Regrets

Have you ever stopped yourself on Dec 26, looked back, and realized "Why did I watch that terrible Christmas movie?" *Shake fist at all holiday magic*

1. The Holiday

Cameron Diaz, really? Aren't you done ruining our lives with your outgrown career and Charlie's Angel antics? Props to Jack Black though for romancing Kate Winslet.

2. Meet Me in St. Louis

6 seconds of this movie takes place over Christmas. You might as well YouTube "Judy Garland's Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas". I'd also like to point out this movie sparked the creation of Liza Minnelli, whether or not that is a good or a bad thing is up to loyal Arrested Development fans.

3. Christmas with the Kranks

Tim Allen, while The Santa Clause will always hold a special place in our hearts, it hurts us to watch this movie. Especially when you and Jamie Lee Curtis are in Speedos.

4. The Santa Clause 2 AND 3

Why? Just why?

...I think those were the same words Rotten Tomatoes used in all of their reviews.

5. While You Were Sleeping

The epitome of bad '90s chick flicks. Bad writing and shallow characters.

"Marry Me"

"I love you"

"I love you back"

I'm just glad that this is not the same Bill Pullman we know and love one year later in Independence Day.

6. Fred Claus

Jaap Buitendjik

Vince Vaughn, the world loves you and your adult-rated quick wit humor. But specifically when you're with Owen Wilson. Or Ben Stiller. Just...not Santa Claus.

7. Four Christmases

Finally a Christmas movie where Vincey can be himself. Unfortunately...not everybody was laughing at this comedy.

8. Bad Santa

What the f#$& just happened? I feel like Billy Bob was method acting. So were the writers! And that is NOT the Lorelai Gilmore we all know and love!

9. Just Friends

Ryan Reynolds is a putz in this movie. The best thing about Just Friends was the flashback in my head to Airplane! thanks to the wonderful Julie Hagerty.

Also, I refuse to enjoy a movie that started the "friend zone" label trend when I was a graduating high school. I'm scarred for life.

10. A Christmas Story

...it's about a stubborn kid who wants a gun for Christmas. That's it. The movie should be called "I Told You So".

I'd rather hear Game of Thrones spoilers...

11. Every ABC Family Christmas Movie

ABC tries so hard, they do. So do the fallen actors and actresses who land in ABC's hands. But ultimately, every single attempted Christmas movie is regrettable.

*tear*

*sniffle*

I'll never get those hours back...