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27 Celebs You Shouldn't Know On A "First Name" Basis

Some celebrities can never be a "Madonna" or a "Cher" no matter how hard they try, it just won't sound right. This list features celebrities that should NEVER drop their last name for it would result in sounding just plain weird if called out in a crowd.... Try it as you read these doozies.

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1. "Yeardley"

Hey, Yeardley!... Yeardley, Yeardley, Yeardley. See? Sounds funny. (Adding "Smith" to it doesn't help, either, does it?)

Yeardley Smith

Born: Martha Maria Yeardley Smith

Known For: Voice of Lisa Simpson

5. "Crispin"

Someone needs to go "Back to 1964" and change his first name. Something like: "Danny" or "Donald"...oh wait, nevermind.

Bonus Fact: It gets worse...His middle name is 'Hellion'

Crispin Glover

Born: Crispin Hellion Glover

Known For: Back to the Future

14. "Hugh"

How many conversations do hugh think hugh'll have when hugh'r talking about Hugh and Hugh doesn't know if hugh are talking about Hugh or You?... awkwarrrrd.

Hugh Jackman

Born: Hugh Michael Jackman

Known For: X-Men and Les Miserables

20. "Kiefer"

Mr. Sutherland doesn't like "Kiefer" jokes.... Take it easy, Kiefer.

Kiefer Sutherland

Born: Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland (yes, that's seven names)

Known For: The Lost Boys, 24

23. "Sprague"

I'm sorry, but this one is puzzling to me. "Sprague"? There must be some "Paranormal Activity" interference on this name.

Bonus Fact: Her first name is her mother's maiden name.

Sprague Grayden

Born: Sprague Elizabeth Grayden

Known For: Paranormal Activity 2 & 3

26. "Ewan"

Betcha didn't know his name was featured in a song by The Turtles:

Me and you and "Ewan" me

No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be

The only one for me is you, and you for me

So happy togetherrrrrr..... (well, Ewan seems to like it.)

Ewan McGregor

Born: Ewan Gordon McGregor

Known For: Trainspotting, Star Wars: Episode II & III

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