Top Signs That You’re a Pretentious Asshole

If you like this list because you think it's "ironic"...you're probably a pretentious asshole.

• 1. You refer to anything and anyone you don't like as pretentious.

• 2. You still make fun of gingers, even though that episode of South Park premiered nearly six years ago.

• 3. You once moved all of the yogurt to the fiction section.

• 4. You found one of the 500 existing copies of Godspeed You! Black Emperor's F#A#∞ on vinyl, and you gave it to your dog to use as a chew toy.

• 5. You host a talk show where you use a blackboard to teach adults history.

• 6. More signs that you're a pretentious asshole...