1.
"Wait, I know exactly what this situation calls for."
2.
"Extra-long white cables were on sale."
3.
"Oh shit, is it supposed to rain tomorrow?"
5.
"Nonsense, that'll definitely hold for at least a few hundred miles."
6.
"Hmm. Is that supposed to do that?"
7.
"No, you guys go ahead and start eating without me."
8.
"Wait, I know I have the right adapter somewhere."
9.
"The ladder is in the garage, and the garage is sooo far away and there's a perfectly good bike siting right here."
10.
"Hey, can you hold on to this real quick?"
11.
"Honestly, it looked wider before I drove in."
12.
"This is such a great idea. How has nobody done this before?"
13.
"How about if we ..."
14.
"Look, they pay me to put up signs, not clean up fries."
15.
"The dish is attached. What more do you want from me?"
16.
"We'll just put up a sign."
17.
"I swear, I did it exactly how the instructions said to!"
18.
"Um... someone call 911."
