1. There's always a point in the summer when you just, well, can't anymore...
2. And you have no choice but to surrender...
3. Because it's peak summer now, and it is hOoOoOt out, people!
4. Shade becomes more than just a priority...
5. In fact, it's basically the only thing that matters.
6. If you can't get to a beach, you improvise.
7. And you just focus on not melting:
8. Like, REALLY focus:
9. You try to find AC somewhere. Anywhere.
10. And if you have AC at home, you resolve to never leave:
11. Because you're more than just hot.
12. You're SAPPED.
13. You're barely at 1%.
14. And don't even talk to us about getting work done!
15. Even the thought of eating hot food is unbearable.
16. All you want to do is nap...
17. And then nap some more...
18. And just like, not wake up until fall.
19. Sorry folks, we're just not planning on moving today.
20. Or going anywhere, k thanks.
21. It's time to give in...
22. And accept your fate...
23. Because none of us can win this fight...
24. So we might as well conserve that energy...
25. And take all extreme measures to stay chill.
26. If anyone needs us, we'll be here, curled up in a ball and waiting for fall...
27. But like, try not to need us, okay??
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This post was translated from German.