1. First, there's this lil guy:
2. And this form of parent-child bonding:
3. And this dental nightmare:
4. Now, we hope you're not weird about eggs...
5. Because it's about to get really weird.
6. Like, ear candle-level weird:
7. Really wrinkly skin-level weird:
8. Now, let's kick it up a notch...
9. You said you were okay with egg stuff, right?
10. How about toe stuff?
11. Or Minions-meets-Patrick-the-starfish stuff?
12. Can someone tell us why this foam is being so sensual?
13. Or just, like, what's going on here?
14. You're cool with this, right?
15. And this?
16. Maybe you should sit down...
17. Or look away...
18. But you aren't going to, are you?
19. 'Cause yeah, this shit's weird...
20. But you also can't NOT look!
21. Though, tbh, we won't be mad if you leave us hanging, you know.
22. 'Cause like, what's going on here?
23. How did this happen?
24. Who let her do this??
25. And is this a thing now??
26. At some point, you just gotta give in...
27. And roll with it...
28. Because hey, you're already here!
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This post was translated from German.