1. This egg yolk separator that suddenly makes us extremely NOT hungry:
2. This backpack that's just kind of a giant ball sack:
3. This nosy water faucet:
4. This ~udderly~ fashionable purse:
5. These...fingernail...protectors?
6. This friggin' disgusting dipping bowl:
7. This finger toothbrush that will also probably protect you from STDs:
8. This hand soap:
9. This ill-hanging bike light:
10. This steering wheel, we guess, for when you want to feel pirate-y:
11. This sponge bed that looks too comfy for its own good:
12. This paper towel dispenser that I do NOT want to use, ever:
13. This statement bag:
14. This probably very absorbent pool float:
15. These fucking weird socks:
16. This chair that may or may not need a quick haircut:
17. This two-in-one wonder:
18. These. Shoes.
19. And finally, this pillow.
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This post was translated from German.