It goes without saying that right now, as you read this, somewhere out there in those United States of America, at least one van is being used as what I, and I'm sure many others, have coined, "Abduction Vans." Yep, if you do the math, and I haven't, but if YOU did the math, I'm sure you'd come to the same conclusion. Below is a collection of all sorts of Adduction Vans that predators, mafia, kidnappers, the world's most twisted souls and those who aspire to be them, might be using right now for a whole host of different reasons. I was kind enough to scribe at least one reason that each of these Abduction Vans is special underneath each photo representation. It was my pleasure, so sincerely, no thanks are necessary. I take great comfort in knowing that you'll now join me in never being able to see a van as simply just another van. Oh, and yes, it goes without saying that each shot snapped put me into harms way, even as hundreds of hipsters were milling about the same streets of Williamsburg. No predator likes his methodology of abduction photographed, and they certainly don't care for the careful analysis of the reason or reasons for their choice of vehicular man-slaughters.