1. Threatening stance - it seems they attempted to approach it from a “not put Brandon 3 inches from the camera like we do with Jimmy” approach. Was a good thought, but he looks like he wants me dead.
2. Goatee/Hair - Brandon looks like all non-popular guys in high school wanted to look when I was in high school.
3. Black Turtleneck - possibly stole from Steve Jobs’ cassette. Not cool.
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