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Posted on Feb 13, 2014

10 Reasons Why Your Carnival Diet Is Going To Fail

Admit it, the last thing you want while you chipping down the road is a man to hold you down when Rolly Polly comes on.

by peter bedford

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10 Reasons Why Your Carnival Diet Is Going To Fail

1. Popcorn Chicken

2. The Gym Is Too Crowded

3. Midnight snacks

4. The rise in popularity of ROLLY POLLY'S

5. Alcohol

6. All Inclusive Fetes

7. Hangovers from all those fetes

8. Crunchers > crunches

9. When you are successful, you reward yourself like this.

10. No matter how hard you try, you will never lose all those extra calories you packed on over Christmas

10 Reasons Why Your Carnival Diet Is Going To Fail

1. Popcorn Chicken

2. The Gym Is Too Crowded

3. Midnight snacks

4. The rise in popularity of ROLLY POLLY'S

5. Alcohol

6. All Inclusive Fetes

7. Hangovers from all those fetes

8. Crunchers > crunches

9. When you are successful, you reward yourself like this.

10. No matter how hard you try, you will never lose all those extra calories you packed on over Christmas

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