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27 Signs You Are Actually Batman

Aside from wishing that everyone would just call you "The Dark Knight."

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1. You are tortured by a traumatic memory from your childhood.

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2. You have channeled your considerable emotional damage into putting all your time and resources into some kind of quixotic yet altruistic quest.

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3. You are resplendent in black.

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4. You have mastered pretty much any valuable skill a human can possibly have.

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5. Your detective skills are unparalleled.

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6. No one can trick your genius mind.

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7. You are prepared for anything.

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8. You are a skilled and exceptionally sexy dancer.

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9. No matter what you do, you are utterly flawless.

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10. You know that the roof is the best part of any building.

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11. Especially if it's a building with gargoyles.

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12. Gargoyles are totally awesome!

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13. Seriously, can't say enough good things about gargoyles.

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14. Sometimes you even pretend to be a gargoyle, because gargoyles are sooooo cool.

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15. You are not a fan of clowns.

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16. When you find a theme you like, you really commit to it.

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17. Every now and again you're just like "I'm just gonna stand here and grimace in the cold drizzling rain," and it's kinda badass.

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18. You're not here to make friends.

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19. That said, you love to hang out with teenage boys.

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20. And many people find you sexually irresistible.

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21. You have at least one frenemy who is always undermining you.

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22. You get really pissed off when people trivialize your pain.

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23. You have taken the whole "man cave" concept very literally.

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24. There's a good chance you're just as crazy as the criminally insane freaks and mutants you put in Arkham.

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25. You often wonder whether "you" is just as a mask you wear, and Batman is your true self.

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26. You find it useful to constantly remind people who you are.

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27. Because you are the GODDAMN BATMAN.

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