Which Rock Star Should You Hook Up With?
Jack White may be an eccentric weirdo, but he's also a true romantic and an old fashioned man's man. You're in for a good time.
This is going to be either transcendentally amazing, or one of the worst experiences you will ever have. So, uh, good luck with that!
You're probably not ready for Courtney, so brace yourself. She's going to tear you apart, but in a good way. You'll never be the same after this.
John Mayer is going to treat your body like his personal wonderland, and it's going to be fantastic. Just be sure to use a condom!
If you're a dude, you should probably just try taking this quiz again. If you're a woman...well, you just hit the jackpot.
You're in for a bizarre, utterly depraved experience. Just cross your fingers and hope he doesn't bring any live fish…unless you're into that sort of thing.
Congratulations, your result is the coolest, hottest, most glamorous woman who has ever lived. No pressure!
Prince is going to redefine sex for you. It's gonna get reallllllllly freaky. You'll never be the same after this.
You know that old proverb about having "moves like Jagger"? That's not about dancing, it's about sex stuff. You're in really good hands.
Bow down before the one you serve, you're going to get what you deserve. (He's going to fuck you like an animal.)
Wow, good for you, Stevie Nicks! This is going to be a magical experience. Literally.
You got David Bowie. YOU GOT DAVID BOWIE. Congratulations, you just won at life.