What Food Should You Eat Waaaaaay Too Much Of?
What is that old proverb about how you can't eat each just one? It's true. You can just sit down and chomp on chips indefinitely, with or without dip. In a bowl, out of a bag, whatever. It's alllllll going into your mouth hole.
It doesn't matter what time of day it is. It's always cereal time. You are probably a full-on crunch technician, figuring out the ideal balance of cereal and milk for your chomping needs.
You've been good, so have a cookie. And another cookie, and another cookie, and another cookie, and another cookie. Forever and ever, cookies.
Things like bread and waffles totally SUCKED before you could smear cookie paste on them. But you don't even need something to spread your cookie butter on. You can just scoop it out with a spoon, or grab it with your sticky little hands.
You don't need no burgers or fish or sandwiches to enjoy some fries. Just pile 'em on a plate, lay out some dipping sauces, and get to work. Fries 4-ever.
You could slather Nutella on just about anything, but you prefer it straight out of the jar. Sometimes you wish it came in a wider container, so you could just put your face down in that chocolatey hazelnut goodness.
It's time for some ice cream. Every flavor. Every topping. Take your time, don't get brain freeze. This ice cream is endless. Infinite creaminess. Forever fudge.
Go on and eat as much cheese as you can. Nothing bad could possibly come of it.
You know you want it. You know you dream of eating your way out of a pizza landscape. A world of pizza, where you are the DEVOURER. Yum yum.