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We Can Guess Your Age By What Annoys You On Tinder

Obviously it's all annoying, but what makes you swipe left the hardest?

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  1. A group shot as a photo, and you're just like, who am I trying to hook up with here?
    A photo of some random object instead of, you know, their face
    A photo where they're with someone else and you have to wonder -- wait, is that their boyfriend/girlfriend?
    A photo where they are with a child and it's unclear whether or not it's their kid
  2. Someone who insists on only dating people above a particular height
    Someone who says they are into "fit, healthy people" and it's obviously code for "no fatties"
    Some type of bland slogan like "work hard, play harder"
    The entire bio is just some stupid movie quote
  3. They're wearing sunglasses in every photo
    The photos look really old, like they could be from 20 years ago
    Photo posing with a tiger or something like that
    Is that a photo from Burning Man?
  4. People who think if they put a bunch of pictures of their dog you'd want to date them for dog access
    A person – OK, let's be real, a dude – holding up a fish they just caught
    Way too many photos of expensive vacations
    Nothing but gym pics
  5. A comment about being a "nice" guy, or looking for someone "classy"
    Someone being really defensive about their height
    Some angry screed about how awful dating is by someone who has clearly had some bad experiences
    No bio at all -- who ARE you??
  6. Someone who appears to live in (or are trapped in?) a bathroom
    A "kink profile" where it's just kinda abstract photos of, like, their butt or something
    Skydiving!!!! (Or some other extreme sport thing)
    Lots of glowering, intense photos that make them look like a serial killer
  7. "I'm NOT looking for a hookup!"
    "So I guess we're all listing our heights for some reason?"
    Cutesy stuff about tacos, pizza, or coffee
    "I'm looking for a partner in crime to have some adventures!"

We Can Guess Your Age By What Annoys You On Tinder

You got: 37-42
37-42
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You got: 31-36
31-36
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You got: 26-30
26-30
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You got: 20-25
20-25
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