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Create A Horrible Boyfriend And We'll Reward You With A Hot Celeb Boyfriend

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  1. 2'3"
    6'9"
    7'6"
    8'2"
    9'5"
    10'3"
    13'2"
  2. lol
    hey bb wyd u dtf
    what would you do if I was there right now
    haha and then what?
    what's THAT?
    got noodz?
  3. Zesty
    Goofy
    Impossible
    Mysterious
    Invincible
    Impactful
    Stubborn
  4. A wall decorated with images of him crudely photoshopped into his favorite pornos.
    An "enemies list" scrawled in permanent marker on one wall, and two names have been crossed off.
    A life-size gummy replica of his most recent ex.
    Pillow worms.
    A Ryan Seacrest shrine taking up roughly 60% of his home.
    A large photorealistic oil painting of his parents having sex, and he points to it often, saying, "Look at my parents making love, it's so beautiful."
  5. Minion
    Via Illumination
    Minion
    Via Illumination
    Shrek
    Via Dreamworks
    Shrek
    Via Dreamworks
    Barry B. Benson
    Via Paramount
    Barry B. Benson
    Via Paramount
    Clippy
    Via Microsoft
    Clippy
    Via Microsoft
    Taz
    Via Warner Bros.
    Taz
    Via Warner Bros.
    Dora the Explorer
    Via Nickelodeon
    Dora the Explorer
    Via Nickelodeon
  6. Being criticized in any way.
    Any kind of sexual contact.
    Thinking about his ex, and he's kinda always thinking about his ex.
    Pretty much anything at any time.
    Spaghetti, for some reason.
    Nothing. He never has and never will cry, because he believes crying is for the weak.
  7. Gorth
    Harge
    Golfman
    Ribby
    Valtrex
    Barff
    Podcast

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