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why do babies cry if they have perfect skin
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why do babies fight their sleep, ain't like they got shit to do
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What do babies use for money
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why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies
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why do babies have such fkin huge eyes like damn
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What do babies think about... Seriously
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What do babies dream of?
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Why do babies have to cry? Why can't they just talk?
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why do babies try to talk like shut up ur a baby
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Ew why do babies always put their toes in their mouth!?
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Why do babies eat their feet? lol
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If all babies eat is milk, why do they poop
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Why do babies like when u smell they stinky toes
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Why do babies always smell like cheeerios
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Why do babies smell SO good?
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Why the fuck do babies enjoy being thrown in the air?
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Why do babies love Chapstick so much?
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Why do babies seem to have an obsession with keys
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Why do babies love tv so much ? http://t.co/i4WcTbStOW
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Why is okay for babies to smear cake all over their face, but when I do it I'm escorted from the McDonald's by police? #TheStruggleIsReal
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Why do babies look purple when they're born?
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Why do all babies look like Vladimir Putin?
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Why do all babies love me?! stopppp!
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Why do babies stare at me
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Why do only babies have button noses?
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Why do babies all have dirty noses lol??!
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Why do babies happen
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Why do we have to have sexual organs? Why can't we just ritual summon babies? #alchemy #satanism
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Why do our babies have to grow up