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    29 Things We Will Never Ever Understand About Babies

    What are you crying about, baby?

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    why do babies cry if they have perfect skin

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    why do babies fight their sleep, ain't like they got shit to do

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    why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

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    why do babies have such fkin huge eyes like damn

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    Why do babies have to cry? Why can't they just talk?

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    why do babies try to talk like shut up ur a baby

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    Ew why do babies always put their toes in their mouth!?

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    If all babies eat is milk, why do they poop

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    Why do babies like when u smell they stinky toes

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    Why do babies always smell like cheeerios

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    Why the fuck do babies enjoy being thrown in the air?

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    Why do babies love Chapstick so much?

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    Why do babies seem to have an obsession with keys

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    Why do babies love tv so much ? http://t.co/i4WcTbStOW

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    Why is okay for babies to smear cake all over their face, but when I do it I'm escorted from the McDonald's by police? #TheStruggleIsReal

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    Why do babies look purple when they're born?

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    Why do all babies look like Vladimir Putin?

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    Why do all babies love me?! stopppp!

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    Why do only babies have button noses?

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    Why do babies all have dirty noses lol??!

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    Why do we have to have sexual organs? Why can't we just ritual summon babies? #alchemy #satanism

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