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20 Ways To Treat Yourself For FREE
Here are a few ways to cater to that special someone: YOU. At no cost either! I'm serious. Stop making that face.
2.Online shop, and by shop, I mean pretending you’re going to purchase items by simply adding them to your cart.
3.Have car sex. I recommend finding someone with a nice, roomy vehicle. All you have to do is ask for a ride. They’ll appreciate the sexual innuendo.
4.Actually, have sex anywhere you’d like. Even with yourself. Masturbation without toys or human contact is possible, and highly fulfilling.
5.Or, if you’re asexual, focus on pleasuring your tongue like never before. Raid your cabinets for a bunch of snacks, and munch away. Check out these really awesome, Super Bowl inspired recipes to get you started.
6.Go on Facebook. Seriously. Studies show it can actually make you happy and if you take the time to stalk yourself, reliving old memories will entice you to make new ones.
7.Get some fresh air. Carpool with friends to a local park, and spend the day on swings, playing Frisbee, setting the grass on fire and singing Kumbaya until the sun comes down, whatever your heart desires (JK ABOUT THE FIRE THOUGH. BE NICE TO NATURE).
14.Or, if you’re not much of a reader (which is fine, only my heart hurts for you), take a magazine, cut out some pictures or cool phrases, and make a cool collage. You can also do this with your own photos, or try your hand at photography.
19.Take a bubble bath. Bust out the candles, turn on some tunes, and get your prune(y skin) on.
20.Start your very own blog. It's a great way to connect with others in a whole new way. It's also nice to have a digital sphere to place your deepest thoughts, or, your awesome photography album.