10 Stages Of Being Stuck In Traffic

Have they invented flying cars yet?

10. You leave the house 2 hours early and you are like:

What am I going to do with all the free time I will have when I get to my destination early?

9. Then you see it.

Oh noes.

8. That's ok, there is probably an accident, but it will clear up right after I pass it.

Denial.

7. I am going to weave in and out of lanes that are all going the same speed of 5 mph.

6. No end in sight and you realize you might actually be late.

Grief.

5. Someone manages to cut you off

Anger.

4. Your favorite song comes on the radio and you think hey, it could be worse

I mean, this is a good time to practice for karaoke, so really, I am being productive here. Acceptance.

3. Speed declines to almost 0 mph.

Where are all these people going? Why won't they take the train? Why won't they get a job closer to their house? Why don't they wake up earlier and leave early? Descent into madness.

2. You realize the same car has been behind you the whole time

A new friend! A brother in arms! I am not alone! I UNDERSTAND.

1. It clears up and you are finally flying!

The end.