Sexy Pirate Menstrual Pad, $9

Sexy Devil Menstrual Pad, $7.50

Sexy Vampire Menstrual Pad, $18

Trick or Treat Menstrual Pad, $7.50

Non-Halloween-Inspired Bonus Menstrual Pad

There's no better way to get into the Halloween spirit this early in the game. Collect 'em all!
Wink!
"Obama Reusable Cloth Pantyliner Pad" can be yours for $6. Unfortunately, a Romney pantyliner is not available, but you could always DIY your own!
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