21 Ingenious New Food Products That Deserve A Frickin' Standing Ovation
It's a good time to be alive.
1. Just in time for summer, you can now get "rosé berries" which are made by hybridizing light and dark berries.
According to the Driscoll's site, "Rosé Berries contain sweet, peachy notes capped off with a soft, floral finish that's as delicate as a rose. Plus, their smooth, silky and creamy texture perfectly complements a hot, summer afternoon."
2. Sam's Club carries a product called cotton candy grapes, which legitimately taste like cotton candy.
A promising review says: "These are the only grapes my kids will touch, they really do taste like cotton candy."
Just imagine these frozen!
3. Aldi recently released sangria kits — aka convenient bags of special frozen fruit blends.
Thank you, Aldi, for creating the convenience product we never knew we needed.
4. It's time to start eating cereal again because NOW THERE IS DRUMSTICK CEREAL, and there's even a mint chocolate flavor.
Get a box from Walmart for $3.64.
5. Walmart sells chocolate-filled marshmallows.
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May your s'mores game be forever changed. Buy a bag online for $3.98.
6. Trader Joe's now makes ube-flavored ice cream.
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Ube is a purple yam indigenous to the Philippines and I'll bet the color of this ice cream is very gorgeous and Instagram-worthy.
7. And pickle-flavored popcorn.
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Trader Joe's, please never stop being you.
8. You know those delicious ass cookies that they give you on airplanes that literally exist nowhere else? Well, it's available as ice cream now.
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If there are legit crunchy chunks in this, I might faint of happiness.
9. You can now get bags of just the Ben & Jerry's cookie dough chunks, in flavors like peanut butter chocolate chip and vegan chocolate chip.
I've never eaten an entire bag of cookie dough before in one sitting, but I'd sure like to try.
10. Cold Stone Creamery will be releasing a new "Somewhere Over The Rain Dough" pint which they say will taste just like rainbow sprinkle sugar cookie dough.
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How has no one thought of this before??
11. IHOP now makes a burger with a pancake in the middle. PANCAKE IN THE MIDDLE!!!
:Slow claps:
12. You can now get Skittles in typical "freeze pop" flavors like blue raspberry, lemon, grape, orange, and strawberry.
They're limited edition and available exclusively at Dollar General.
13. Burger King will be serving upside-down Whoppers to commemorate the release of Stranger Things 3.
The promotion starts June 21, and will only be served at 11 (get it, ELEVEN?!) lucky franchises.
Get more info about Burger King's Stranger Things 3 promotion.
14. There's a company that sells big ol' baskets of pure, fried, chicken skins.
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It's called Chick N' Skin, and if you live in the Los Angeles area, you're in luck because that's the one place you can get it.
15. Optimize your life: Pillsbury Place n' Bake brownies are basically pre-mixed, pre-sectioned brownies.
Skip that whole mixin' part. Comes in chocolate fudge, marshmallow, and peanut butter.
16. Disney World's Magic Kingdom now serves something called a FOMOsa.
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It's basically orange swirl soft-serve ice cream with sparkling cider.
17. Aldi is selling floating wine glasses just in time for summer.
Summer is served, y'all.
18. And in similar news, you can now get piña colada in a can.
It's like a hammock in a can!
19. You can get giant jugs of pickle juice on Amazon for all your leg cramping and savory sno-cone needs.
Cuz that's what it's used for. 🤷 I don't make the rules!
One jug is $17.98 from Amazon.
20. Mountain Dew and KFC have teamed together to concoct a new beverage that's basically sweet tea, called Sweet Lightning.
You can only get it at KFC.
21. And in other revolutionary beverage news, Michelob Ultra makes keto beer now.
They come in a "lime & prickly pear cactus" flavor and each bottle is 95 calories, 5g of carbs.