Nifty·Posted on Apr 29, 201321 Inane Baby Products For Questionable ParentsThankfully, babies are too adorably clueless to understand what they're being subjected to.by Peggy WangBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. The Snotsucker 2. High Heels 3. Bacon-Flavored Infant Formula 4. Potty Trainer iPad Holder 5. The Crib Dribbler 6. A Crib Tent 7. The Bathroom Babykeeper 8. Baby Bangs 9. A Crying Analyzer 10. The Daddle 11. The Bite Counter 12. Baby Bomb Shelter 13. The Thudguard 14. Giant Hand Pillows That "Conform to Your Baby's Body" 15. Paper High Chair 16. The Po-Knee 17. The Baby Butt Fan 18. The Poop Alarm 19. The Crumb Cap 20. Bottle Holder 21. Breastfeeding Bra for Men